My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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