This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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