Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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