He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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