Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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