she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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