Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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