I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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