u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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