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I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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