Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
