Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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