I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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