bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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