After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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