That's intense
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Randomize
