i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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