You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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