hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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