she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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