this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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