You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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