I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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