Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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