I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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