He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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