you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i think i just lost a toe
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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