Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jerry, you need to find god
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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