Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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