The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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