i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
