My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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