I wanna bring you to show and tell
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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