Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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