Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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