Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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