That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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