i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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