i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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