you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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