he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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