he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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