So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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