Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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