fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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