I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I puked a lego.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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