How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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