yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just cropdusted the office
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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