and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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