I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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