just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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